Rude Personalised Cards
Don’t beat around the bush, it’s time to be direct. This range of outrageously rude, offensive and funny birthday cards can all be personalised. Every card comes with a free personalised message inside, written exactly how you want it (yes, swearing included). No extra charge for adding your own insult.
If you’re not arsed about a personalised card, we’ve got specific cards for Mum, Dad, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Sister, Brother or Grandma, plus many more, so you’ll be sure to find the perfect birthday insult!
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Any 4 CARDS
for £10
Mix and match any four rude cards. Add them to your basket and the discount does itself. Absolutely fucking magic.
“Funny as fuck”
Really fucking funny card. Really fast delivery too, would recommend.
Sue B. Verified
Rated 4.9 from 577 reviews
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