Collection: Rude Personalised Cards

Don't beat around the bush, it's time to be direct. This range of outrageously rude, offensive and funny birthday cards can all be personalised. Our collection of personalised rude birthday cards are bound to put a smile on anyones face. All of our rude cards come with FREE UK delivery as standard, plus for every card you buy, we plant a tree. Don't worry if you've left it too late though, we have delivery upgrades available at checkout including Next Day delivery if you order by 3pm.

If you're not arsed about a personalised card, we've got specific cards for Mum, Dad, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Sister, Brother or Grandma, plus many more, so you'll be sure to find the perfect birthday insult!