Rude Birthday Card - "Incredibly Old" Funny Birthday Card
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Card details
| Size | A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
Rude Birthday Card - "Incredibly Old" Funny Birthday Card
At a certain point, subtlety goes out of the window and you just have to tell them: "You are so fucking incredibly old. Happy Birthday." This rude birthday card delivers the honest, brutal truth with maximum impact. Perfect for mates who've hit the point where age jokes are basically facts. Featuring bold blue design, this rude birthday card is honest, hilarious, and absolutely accurate.
- Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
- Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
- Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
- Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
- Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message
This rude birthday card is ideal for:
- Friends hitting milestone birthdays
- Anyone celebrating after 40
- Colleagues with significant age differences
- Groups that roast each other mercilessly
- Anyone who appreciates brutal honesty
This rude birthday card is pure honesty. It's funny because it's true - and they know it.
| Card Size | A5 (148mm x 210mm) |
| Card Material | 300gsm Gloss Cardstock |
| Inside | Blank inside for a filthy personal message |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Occasion | Birthday for Her |
| Style | Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour |
| Message |
You are so fucking incredibly old. Happy Birthday |
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UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.
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