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Rude Birthday Card - "You're Probably Going To Die Pretty Soon"

£399

Rude Birthday Card - "You're Probably Going To Die Pretty Soon"

Nobody's getting out of this alive, mate — might as well have a laugh about it while you're still here. This card tells them straight: another year closer to the big sleep, but happy birthday anyway.

  • Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
  • Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
  • Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
  • Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
  • Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude birthday card is ideal for:

  • Mates who take the piss out of each other
  • Work colleagues who need reminding time's ticking
  • Anyone who'd rather laugh at getting older than cry about it

Grab it, sign it, watch their face. That's the whole plan.

Card Size A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material 300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope White envelope included
Occasion Birthday for Him for Her
Style Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message You're probably going to die pretty soon. Happy Birthday.


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UK Delivery

All cards ordered before 3pm on Monday - Friday are dispatched the same day. All of our orders are sent First Class but you can upgrade to tracked delivery at checkout. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.