Rude Birthday Card - "One Cunt To Another" Funny
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Card details
| Size | A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
Rude Birthday Card - "One Cunt To Another" Funny
This is not your average birthday card. This is for mates who can take it and dish it out in equal measure. Featuring the message "From one absolute cunt to another Happy Birthday" on a striking turquoise design, this rude birthday card is peak friendship - the kind where you roast each other mercilessly and nobody's offended. If you're looking for maximum impact and minimum subtlety, this is your card. It's the kind of birthday greeting that shocks people, makes them laugh, and respect the sheer audacity of your friendship dynamic.
- Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
- Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
- Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
- Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
- Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message
This rude birthday card is ideal for:
- Best mates with no-holes-barred humour
- Friends who pride themselves on brutal honesty
- Colleagues with thick skins and quick wit
- Anyone who doesn't take themselves seriously
This rude birthday card celebrates friendship in its rawest form. It's the birthday greeting for people who understand that sometimes the best way to show you care is to tell someone exactly what you think of them - with affection and swearing.
| Card Size | A5 (148mm x 210mm) |
| Card Material | 300gsm Gloss Cardstock |
| Inside | Blank inside for a filthy personal message |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Occasion | Birthday for Him for Her |
| Style | Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour |
| Message |
From one absolute cunt to another Happy Birthday |
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UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.
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Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and it's out the door that afternoon. Forgot their birthday again? We've got your back, you useless bastard.
