Rude Cards for Dad

Your dad does not want a card with a lawnmower on it. He does not want one that says "To A Special Dad" in gold foil. He does not want anything that looks like it was chosen in under thirty seconds from a petrol station spinner. He wants a laugh. He wants something that sounds like you actually know him. He wants a card worth keeping.

That's what this collection is for.

Rude cards for dad - because dads are people too, and most of them have got a better sense of humour than the greeting card industry gives them credit for. The kind of dads who'd rather get a card that makes them bark out a laugh than one that makes them say "oh, lovely" and put it on the mantelpiece next to last year's equally forgettable one.

Whether your dad is the type who swears like a sailor, the type who pretends he doesn't find rude things funny but absolutely does, or the type who has genuinely been waiting his whole life for someone to give him a card that calls it like it is — there's something here for him.

Rude birthday cards for dad. Rude Father's Day cards. Cards for the bloke who'd be genuinely baffled if you gave him something soppy and would spend the rest of the year taking the piss out of you for it. Cards that sound like they were written by someone who actually knows the man.

Every card is A5, printed in the UK, and blank inside. Write something funny, something sincere, or just sign your name - he'll appreciate the card doing the work either way.