Rude Seasonal Cards
Christmas, Valentine's, Father's Day, Mother's Day: every date in the calendar that comes with a card, and every one of them an excuse to send something better than the boring stuff on the supermarket shelf. Our rude seasonal cards are for people who'd rather laugh than get another robin, another heart or another "World's Best Dad" in gold foil.
Whatever the occasion, we've got sweary one-liners, filthy wordplay and properly offensive jokes for partners, mates, mums, dads and anyone who's earned a bit of abuse this year. Every design is created in-house in the North East, so you won't find them anywhere else.
All our cards are printed on thick A5 300gsm card with a white envelope. Add your message at checkout and we'll print it inside for free, then post it straight to them, so you don't even need to find a pen. Order by 3pm Monday to Friday for same-day dispatch.
Browse by season below, or try the Filth-o-Meter to find exactly how rude you want to go.
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Any 4 CARDS
for £10
Mix and match any four rude cards. Add them to your basket and the discount does itself. Absolutely fucking magic.
“Funny as fuck”
Really fucking funny card. Really fast delivery too, would recommend.
Sue B. Verified
Rated 4.9 from 571 reviews
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the fuck up
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