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Rude Cards & Offensive Birthday Cards

Welcome to the home of the most colourful and daring rude greeting cards. Explore our outrageously cheeky collection, filled with everything from offensive birthday cards to funny, insulting, and even obscene options. Whether you're after a personalised rude card or just something to push the boundaries with a funny offensive birthday card, we have the perfect choice for every occasion. Dive in and find the perfect card that’s sure to make an unforgettable impression.

RUDE BIRTHDAY CARDS

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Rude Art Print. Print Reads "Call someone a twat, you'll feel so much better"

Any 2 x A4 prints for

£14.99

Including Free Delivery

Call Someone a twat
Rude Art Print. Text reads "Off my tits on Aperol Spritz" Image shows print is available in 2 sizes, A4 and A3.

APEROL SPRITZ
Funny Art Print. Come Dine With Me. Text reads What a sad little life Jane.

SAD LITTLE LIFE JANE

Any 2 x A3 prints for

£19.99

Including Free Delivery

Fanny flapping
Customers rate us 4.8/5 based on 26 reviews.

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Rude Birthday Cards. Image shows 3 Rude Cards, from the left, Clap Your Flaps it's your Birthday, It's your fucking birthday and Dance so much you can hear your fanny flapping, rude cards

Outrageously Rude Cards

Unleash your naughty side with our huge rude card collection from Wottahoot, your go-to destination for funny and downright offensive greeting cards. We're all about shaking things up with our filthy collection. Tired of the mushy, lovey-dovey stuff? Whether it's a card for a birthday, a retirement, or even a divorce, we've got the perfect rude card for every occasion.

Offensively Rude Birthday Cards

Celebrating another year around the sun? Why not make it a birthday to remember (or one they'd rather forget) with our offensively rude birthday cards! From obscene birthday cards that push the boundaries to downright insulting birthday cards that let them know exactly how you feel, our collection has no limits. Perfect for friends with thick skin and a wicked sense of humour, these cards are anything but subtle. So, ditch the boring and bring on the bold—because nothing says “Happy Birthday” like a little bit of offensive fun!

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Discover our exclusive collection of Rude Cards, printed on demand by our in-house, expert team in the UK. Every order placed before 10pm is dispatched the following working day.

Image shows a rude birthday card. Text reads "Dance so much you can hear your fanny flapping. Happy Birthday"

Fanny Flapping Rude Birthday Card For Her

£399

Let's hear the fanny flap. Say happy birthday in your own cheeky little way with this colourful rude birthday card from Wottahoot. This birthday card is A5, printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card and includes a white envelope. It comes blank inside so you've got complete freedom for your own rude birthday message.

OUR RUDEST COLLECTIONS

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For a Moody Brother

Second purchase, saw this for my brother and just had to get it! Great quality and arrived on time.

Julie D.
Moody Cunt Rude Birthday Card
Perfect

My bro is always saying his boobs ate bigger than mine...so card was perfect, hilarious, thank you

JACQUELINE HOLMES
Big Man Boobs Brother Rude Birthday Card
Perfect for the legend in your life

Love this card

Jenny Haffner
Beautiful Legend Rude Birthday Card
what a fuckin hoot!

A bosta!

Paul Healy
Rude Birthday Card - Geriatric Twat

Fast efficient service and great product.

Bernard
Loud Snoring Rude Valentines Card
5 Stars

Great card - lets see how well it is received.

Alexander K
Spill My Load Rude Valentines Card
Great Card, quick delivery

Bought for my sister, she loved it!

Julie D
Stupid Old Bitch Funny Birthday Card
Great - thanks

5 star

Julie D.
Absolute Thunder Cunt Birthday Card
He’s actually keeping This card!

My recipient laughed soooo much upon receiving this card. Bloomin loved it so much, he told me he’d be keeping that one. A great card, just what I wanted. Also, initially the card hadn’t arrived when I thought it would and Customer Services bent over backwards to assist me and sent out a replacement card. Literally the same day I messaged them, my fella received his card. I was too late to stop the replacement. Can’t recommend Wottahoot enough xxx

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Attention Seeking Little Cunt Rude Get Well Card
Great card - had such a laugh

Great selection. Great quality

Julie D
Clap Your Flaps Rude Birthday Card
Very funny

Lovely card

Yvonne Callen
One Cunt to Another Rude Birthday Card
Brilliant

Brilliant

Richard Moy
Spaff On Your Tits Rude Anniversary Card
Great card

My partner loved his birthday card, the quality is amazing and such a great size
I found after ordering that the address was wrong I contacted customer services and they was so quick to reply and sorted it me straight away which I appreciated

Sarah Walton
Rude Birthday Card - Cock In My Mouth
Absolutely brilliant

Love these designs, great quality cards

Mel Sharp
Fuck Off Then Rude Leaving Card

Really good quality card and my partner liked it 😂

Wendy
Rude Birthday Card - Cock In My Mouth