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Rude Cards & Offensive Birthday Cards

BORING CARDS ARE FOR BORING BASTARDS

  • 5 STAR FILTH

    Hundreds of filthy bastards can't be wrong. Real reviews from real life cheeky bastards who bought our rude cards and lived to tell the tale.

  • SEND DIRECT

    Add your own filthy message inside and we'll send it straight to their door. (Well Royal Mail will) No hiding it in a drawer and certainly no chance to bottle it.

  • NO FUCKING AROUND

    Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and it's out the door that afternoon. Forgot their birthday again? We've got your back, you fucking useless bastard.

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Customers rate us 4.9/5 based on 566 reviews.

WHAT ARE YOU SEXY BASTARDS SAYING?

Welcome to our gloriously rude card collection – where every card has more personality than your ex and twice the fucking attitude. We're talking rude birthday cards that don't mess about, rude leaving cards that actually say what everyone's thinking, and celebration cards that'll make you you the centre of attention on their special day.

Our rude birthday cards are perfect for that mate who appreciates a proper piss-take on their special day – because "Happy Birthday, you absolute bellend" hits way different than the usual, generic, flowery bollocks. And our rude leaving cards? They're for when "We'll miss you" just doesn't quite capture the "Thank fuck you're taking your smelly lunches elsewhere" vibe you're after.

Look, we all know that feeling. Your best friend's birthday is coming up, and you want a card that says "I love you, you magnificent bellend" rather than "Wishing you sunshine and flowers."

Or you need a leaving card for that colleague who's finally escaping – and "We'll miss your contributions to the team" just doesn't capture the "Thank fuck you're taking your smelly lunches elsewhere" vibe you're going for.

Cards that actually sound like YOU.