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Rude Cards & Offensive Birthday Cards

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Blue rude birthday card with 'You're far too fucking old for TikTok' message in bold white lettering
Close-up of the cheeky ginger-themed text on premium gloss card
Blue rude birthday card featuring 'Yet another fucking day that revolves around you' message in bold lettering
Customers rate us 4.9/5 based on 32 reviews.

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Brilliant products

Have bought a few cards from here for birthdays etc and they have definitely given us loads of giggles, will be getting more

Deborah Lewis
Rude Birthday Card for Her - "Clap Your Flaps"
Best cards

These cards will cause a lot of giggles, very funny,
Delivery very prompt

Deborah Lewis
Rude Birthday Card - "Happy Birthday to the loveliest old slapper I know"
Hilarious

Brilliant and funny made using quality card. These definitely stand out and I will be ordering more.

Tara
Fanny Flapping Rude Birthday Card For Her
Arrived quickly

Arrived quickly and was well received

Rebecca Ford
Dry Old Minge Rude Birthday Card For Her
Great value!

Absolutely love the fact that I can purchase postage stamps for face value! No delivery fee. Will recommend to friends and buy again.

Carolyn Loveland
Royal Mail 1st Class Stamps (Book of 4)
Hilarious

Such a different & funny card excellent service quick delivery love it 🥰

Sarah Morgan
Rude Birthday Card for Her - "Clap Your Flaps"
For a Moody Brother

Second purchase, saw this for my brother and just had to get it! Great quality and arrived on time.

Julie D.
Rude Birthday Card - Moody Cunt
Perfect

My bro is always saying his boobs ate bigger than mine...so card was perfect, hilarious, thank you

JACQUELINE HOLMES
Big Man Boobs Brother Rude Birthday Card
Perfect for the legend in your life

Love this card

Jenny Haffner
Beautiful Legend Rude Birthday Card
what a fuckin hoot!

A bosta!

Paul Healy
Rude Birthday Card - Geriatric Twat

Fast efficient service and great product.

Bernard
Loud Snoring Rude Valentines Card
5 Stars

Great card - lets see how well it is received.

Alexander K
Spill My Load Rude Valentines Card
Great Card, quick delivery

Bought for my sister, she loved it!

Julie D
Stupid Old Bitch Funny Birthday Card
Great - thanks

5 star

Julie D.
Rude Birthday Card - Thunder Cunt
He’s actually keeping This card!

My recipient laughed soooo much upon receiving this card. Bloomin loved it so much, he told me he’d be keeping that one. A great card, just what I wanted. Also, initially the card hadn’t arrived when I thought it would and Customer Services bent over backwards to assist me and sent out a replacement card. Literally the same day I messaged them, my fella received his card. I was too late to stop the replacement. Can’t recommend Wottahoot enough xxx

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Attention Seeking Little Cunt Rude Get Well Card

Welcome to our gloriously rude card collection – where every card has more personality than your ex and twice the attitude. We're talking rude birthday cards that don't mess about, rude leaving cards that actually say what everyone's thinking, and celebration cards that'll make your little old granny clutch at her pearls.

Our rude birthday cards are perfect for that mate who appreciates a proper piss-take on their special day – because "Happy Birthday, you absolute bellend" hits way different than the usual, generic, flower bollocks. And our rude leaving cards? They're for when "We'll miss you" just doesn't quite capture the "Thank fuck you're taking your smelly lunches elsewhere" vibe you're after.

Look, we all know that feeling. Your best friend's birthday is coming up, and you want a card that says "I love you, you magnificent bellend" rather than "Wishing you sunshine and flowers."

Or you need a leaving card for that colleague who's finally escaping – and "We'll miss your contributions to the team" just doesn't capture the "Thank fuck you're taking your smelly lunches elsewhere" vibe you're going for.

Cards that actually sound like YOU.