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Rude Cards & Offensive Birthday Cards

Welcome to the home of the most colourful rude cards, check out our full, outrageously cheeky collection, full to the brim of absolute, unadulterated filth, perfect for every possible occasion.

Outrageously Rude Cards

Unleash your naughty side with our huge rude card collection from Wottahoot, your go-to destination for funny and downright offensive greeting cards. We're all about shaking things up with our filthy collection. Tired of the mushy, lovey-dovey stuff? Whether it's a card for a birthday, a retirement, or even a divorce, we've got the perfect rude card for every occasion.

ADD ANY 4 RUDE CARDS FOR £10 Free UK Delivery SIGN UP AND SAVE 15% ON YOUR FIRST ORDER Delivery Upgrades Available ORDER BY 10PM FOR NEXT DAY DISPATCH

WHAT ARE WE PACKING?

Discover our exclusive collection of Rude Cards, printed on demand by our in-house, expert team in the UK. Every order placed before 10pm is dispatched the following working day.

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

Fab card....thanks so much 😍

Lisa

Great card, well received, thank you

Bonnie

Nice card. Arrived on time. Thank you.

Maria

Quick delivery, great item, made me laugh every time I looked at it :-)

Caroline

Very funny card , good quality and arrived quite quickly

Tracey