

Rude Cards We Love
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Sexy Pigeon Birthday Card
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Fanny Flapping Birthday Card
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Gay Unicorn Birthday Card
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Little Prick Birthday Card
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Fanta Pants Birthday Card
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Cheeky Anal Birthday Card
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Favourite Parent Birthday Card
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Wonky Tits Birthday Card
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Birthday Bellend Birthday Card
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Birthday Flappy Fanny Birthday Card
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Birthday Fuck Face Birthday Card
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Birthday - Headstone Birthday Card
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Minge Licker Birthday Card
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Absolute Thunder Cunt Birthday Card
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You Little Cunt Birthday Card
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Birthday Cunt Face Birthday Card
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Beautiful Legend Birthday Card
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Munter Birthday Card
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Amazing Little Cunt Birthday Card
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Happy Cocking Birthday Birthday Card
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Wow you were born Birthday Card
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Moody Cunt Birthday Card
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Lesbian Todger Dodger Birthday Card
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Bitch Tits Birthday Card
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Outrageously Rude Greeting Cards
It's time to unleash your naughty side, we’re Wottahoot, and we're here for one thing, funny and outrageously rude greeting cards! Plain and boring cards just don’t cut it, there's too much lovey dovey shit going on and we're here to stamp all over it.
We've got rude cards for every occasion, from Birthday Cards, to Leaving Cards, even Rude Divorce Cards (Because we all knew it was never going to last). We're also all too aware that life is really fucking expensive and also busy as hell, so that's why we offer FREE UK Standard Delivery on all of our cards, plus the option to upgrade your delivery if you've forgot and it's Auntie Sharon's birthday tomorrow. Just make sure you order by 3pm and upgrade your delivery at the checkout.

MOST POPULAR BIRTHDAY CARD
Fanny Flapping Birthday Card
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