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Rude Cards & Offensive Birthday Cards

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Blue rude birthday card with 'You're far too fucking old for TikTok' message in bold white lettering
Close-up of the cheeky ginger-themed text on premium gloss card
Blue rude birthday card featuring 'Yet another fucking day that revolves around you' message in bold lettering
Customers rate us 4.7/5 based on 43 reviews.

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Funny card

Funny card arrived on time thank you ! Lots to choose from will definitely buy again

Nina McAleer
Rude Birthday Card for Her - "Clap Your Flaps"
Great card

Great card , good quality as well as a reasonable price . I have bought 4 cards and will use all the time now ! 👍👍👍👍

Lisa Cain
Funny Father's Day Card - Best Child A Dad Could Ever Wish For
What I wanted

It was that funny I bought five of them

Mark Syddall
Rude Birthday Card - "Day Revolving Around You" Funny Birthday Card
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Great quality cards, such a laugh 😂😂 Great range

Julie D
Rude Birthday Card - Nobody Quite Like You
quick delivery & good quality

Arrived within a few days and was better quality than expected

Graeme Dearing
Rude Birthday Card - "Any Old Cunt" Funny
Fabulously rude

Bleddy simple to order and my order only bleddy well turned up on time. Rude 🤣

Louise
Rude Birthday Card - "So Fucking Old" Funny Birthday Card
Brilliant products

Have bought a few cards from here for birthdays etc and they have definitely given us loads of giggles, will be getting more

Deborah Lewis
Rude Birthday Card for Her - "Clap Your Flaps"
Best cards

These cards will cause a lot of giggles, very funny,
Delivery very prompt

Deborah Lewis
Rude Birthday Card - "Happy Birthday to the loveliest old slapper I know"
Hilarious

Brilliant and funny made using quality card. These definitely stand out and I will be ordering more.

Tara
Fanny Flapping Rude Birthday Card For Her
Arrived quickly

Arrived quickly and was well received

Rebecca Ford
Dry Old Minge Rude Birthday Card For Her
Great value!

Absolutely love the fact that I can purchase postage stamps for face value! No delivery fee. Will recommend to friends and buy again.

Carolyn Loveland
Royal Mail 1st Class Stamps (Book of 4)
Hilarious

Such a different & funny card excellent service quick delivery love it 🥰

Sarah Morgan
Rude Birthday Card for Her - "Clap Your Flaps"
For a Moody Brother

Second purchase, saw this for my brother and just had to get it! Great quality and arrived on time.

Julie D.
Rude Birthday Card - Moody Cunt
Perfect

My bro is always saying his boobs ate bigger than mine...so card was perfect, hilarious, thank you

JACQUELINE HOLMES
Big Man Boobs Brother Rude Birthday Card
Perfect for the legend in your life

Love this card

Jenny Haffner
Beautiful Legend Rude Birthday Card

Welcome to our gloriously rude card collection – where every card has more personality than your ex and twice the attitude. We're talking rude birthday cards that don't mess about, rude leaving cards that actually say what everyone's thinking, and celebration cards that'll make your little old granny clutch at her pearls.

Our rude birthday cards are perfect for that mate who appreciates a proper piss-take on their special day – because "Happy Birthday, you absolute bellend" hits way different than the usual, generic, flower bollocks. And our rude leaving cards? They're for when "We'll miss you" just doesn't quite capture the "Thank fuck you're taking your smelly lunches elsewhere" vibe you're after.

Look, we all know that feeling. Your best friend's birthday is coming up, and you want a card that says "I love you, you magnificent bellend" rather than "Wishing you sunshine and flowers."

Or you need a leaving card for that colleague who's finally escaping – and "We'll miss your contributions to the team" just doesn't capture the "Thank fuck you're taking your smelly lunches elsewhere" vibe you're going for.

Cards that actually sound like YOU.