Rude Cards & Offensive Birthday Cards
Boring cards are for boring bastards
Say what you actually think. Rude as fuck cards for the people you love taking the piss out of.
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How rude are you going?
Every card now has a rudeness rating, from a bit cheeky to properly filthy. Pick your level, ban the words you don't want, and we'll find the card.
WE’LL ADD YOUR FILTH FOR YOU
- 1Pick your cardThe ruder the better.
- 2Type your messageWe print it inside for free.
- 3We post it to themOrder by 3pm and it goes today.
Any 4 cards
for £10
Everyone you know has the potential to be an absolute Grade-A bellend. Stock up and be prepared for whatever the occasion.
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Cards with more personality than your ex
Gloriously rude cards with twice the fucking attitude. Designed and printed in the North East on thick 300gsm card, for people who'd rather be called a bellend than wished "sunshine and flowers".
Rude birthday cards
Your best mate deserves better than generic, flowery bollocks.
→Shop birthdayRude cards for her
For the filthy-minded women in your life: wives, sisters, best mates and the odd old slapper.
→Shop for herRude cards for him
For husbands, boyfriends, dads and brothers who'd bin anything with a sailing boat on it.
→Shop for himRude age cards
30th, 40th, 50th and beyond, for whoever's getting really fucking old this year.
→Shop age cardsRude leaving cards and every other occasion
For when "we'll miss you" doesn't quite capture the "thank fuck you're taking your smelly lunches elsewhere" vibe you were after. Browse rude occasion cards for leavers, anniversaries and everything in between.
Boring cards are for boring bastards
Rude cards, sorted.
Your questions answered
Everything you need to know before you get around to offending someone.
Can you send the card straight to them?
Yes. Add your message at checkout and we'll print it inside, pop it in an envelope and post it direct to whoever's getting it. You don't have to go anywhere near a post box, and you still take full credit.
Is the message inside really free?
Completely. Type it in on the card page and we print it inside for nothing. Or leave it blank and write your own filth by hand.
How fast do you send them?
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and it's dispatched the same day. Postage starts from £1.90, and it's free when you spend over £20.
How does the 4 rude cards for £10 deal work?
Pick any 4 rude cards and the price drops to £10 in your basket automatically, with no code needed. Mix birthday, anniversary and age cards however you like.
What are the cards like?
Designed in the North East and printed on thick 300gsm card with a white envelope. They're bright, bold and offensive enough to get a proper laugh.
Who are your rude cards for?
Anyone who'd rather be called a bellend than get another card with flowers on: best mates, wives, husbands, mums, dads, and that one colleague who's finally leaving.
GO ON.
LET’S OFFEND SOMEONE.
Shit loads of rude cards, printed and posted from the North East.
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