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Rude Cards & Offensive Birthday Cards

Welcome to the home of the most colourful and daring rude greeting cards. Explore our outrageously cheeky collection, filled with everything from offensive birthday cards to funny, insulting, and even obscene options. Whether you're after a personalised rude card or just something to push the boundaries with a funny offensive birthday card, we have the perfect choice for every occasion. Dive in and find the perfect card that’s sure to make an unforgettable impression.

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Rude Birthday Cards. Image shows 3 Rude Cards, from the left, Clap Your Flaps it's your Birthday, It's your fucking birthday and Dance so much you can hear your fanny flapping, rude cards

Outrageously Rude Cards

Unleash your naughty side with our huge rude card collection from Wottahoot, your go-to destination for funny and downright offensive greeting cards. We're all about shaking things up with our filthy collection. Tired of the mushy, lovey-dovey stuff? Whether it's a card for a birthday, a retirement, or even a divorce, we've got the perfect rude card for every occasion.

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Discover our exclusive collection of Rude Cards, printed on demand by our in-house, expert team in the UK. Every order placed before 10pm is dispatched the following working day.

Image shows a rude birthday card. Text reads "Dance so much you can hear your fanny flapping. Happy Birthday"

Fanny Flapping Rude Birthday Card

£399

Let's hear the fanny flap. Say happy birthday in your own cheeky little way with this colourful rude birthday card from Wottahoot. This birthday card is A5, printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card and includes a white envelope. It comes blank inside so you've got complete freedom for your own rude birthday message.

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Fab card....thanks so much 😍

Lisa

Great card, well received, thank you

Bonnie

Nice card. Arrived on time. Thank you.

Maria

Quick delivery, great item, made me laugh every time I looked at it :-)

Caroline

Very funny card , good quality and arrived quite quickly

Tracey