Rude Cards & Offensive Birthday Cards
Welcome to our gloriously rude greeting card collection – where every card has more personality than your ex and twice the attitude. We're talking rude birthday cards that don't mess about, rude leaving cards that actually say what everyone's thinking, and celebration cards that'll make your little old granny clutch at her pearls.
Our rude birthday cards are perfect for that mate who appreciates a proper piss-take on their special day – because "Happy Birthday, you absolute bellend" hits way different than the usual, generic, flower bollocks. And our rude leaving cards? They're for when "We'll miss you" just doesn't quite capture the "Thank fuck you're taking your smelly lunches elsewhere" vibe you're after.
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Rude Birthday Card for Her - Cheeky Finger
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Fanny Flapping Rude Birthday Card For Her
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Nobody Quite Like You Rude Birthday Card
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For Fox Sake Rude Birthday Card
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Funny Birthday Card for Dad - Love You More Than Greggs
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Funny Get Well Soon Card. Rude Get Well Card.
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Rude Leaving Card - Oh for Fox Sake
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Funny Driving Test Card. Passed Driving Test Card.
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Find the perfect card
"I know exactly who you are, and I think you're fucking fantastic."

Forget those "another year older, another year wiser" cards that make everyone want to fake their own death. We're talking about our most popular rude birthday card that's so brilliantly cheeky and absolutely filthy, it'll have them cackling like a proper lunatic.
Shop now and give the gift of proper, inappropriate, snort-inducing humour – because your people deserve cards as brilliant as they are!
Clap Your Flaps Rude Birthday Card for Her is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
Let customers speak for us

So, WTF is Wottahoot?
Look, we all know that feeling. Your best friend's birthday is coming up, and you want a card that says "I love you, you magnificent bellend" rather than "Wishing you sunshine and flowers."
Or you need a leaving card for that colleague who's finally escaping – and "We'll miss your contributions to the team" just doesn't capture the "Thank fuck you're taking your smelly lunches elsewhere" vibe you're going for.
That's our sweet spot. Cards that make people snort-laugh in public. Cards that might get you disinherited if Granny has found her reading glasses that day.
Cards that actually sound like YOU.