Rude Retirement Card - "No Longer Give A Fuck" Funny Retirement Card
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Card details
| Size | A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
Rude Retirement Card - "No Longer Give A Fuck" Funny Retirement Card
Retirement: the moment you can finally stop pretending to care. This rude retirement card says exactly what everyone's thinking: "Congrats on no longer having to give a fuck. Happy Retirement." Perfect for colleagues, friends, or family members leaving the daily grind. Whether they're 55 or 65, this yellow design retirement card celebrates the beautiful freedom of not caring about work anymore.
- Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
- Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
- Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
- Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
- Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message
This rude retirement card is ideal for:
- Colleagues retiring from jobs
- Friends hitting retirement age
- Partners who finally get peace and quiet
- Anyone who's dreamed of not working
- Workplace celebrations and leaving dos
This rude retirement card is a celebration of freedom. No more meetings, no more emails, no more pretending to be interested. Just pure, unapologetic freedom.
| Card Size | A5 (148mm x 210mm) |
| Card Material | 300gsm Gloss Cardstock |
| Inside | Blank inside for a filthy personal message |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Occasion | Retirement Card |
| Style | Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour |
| Message |
Congrats on no longer having to give a fuck. Happy Retirement. |
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UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.
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