Rude Birthday Card - "Sexy As Fuck" Funny Birthday Card
Card details
| Size | A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
Rude Birthday Card - "Sexy As Fuck" Funny Birthday Card
"You don't look a day over sexy as fuck" is the ultimate backhanded compliment - except it's not backhanded at all. This rude birthday card celebrates attractiveness, humour, and the kind of friendship where you tell people exactly what you think of them. Perfect for anyone who cares more about staying sexy than staying young. Featuring bold purple design, this rude birthday card works for men, women, and anyone who appreciates being called hot as fuck while getting older.
- Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
- Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
- Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
- Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
- Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message
This rude birthday card is ideal for:
- Partners and spouses
- Best friends with style
- Anyone aging gracefully
- People who prioritise looking good
- Friend groups that celebrate attractiveness
This rude birthday card is pure compliment. It says: you're getting older, but you're still absolutely gorgeous. That's the best birthday message of all.
| Card Size | A5 (148mm x 210mm) |
| Card Material | 300gsm Gloss Cardstock |
| Inside | Blank inside for a filthy personal message |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Occasion | Birthday for Her |
| Style | Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour |
| Message |
You don't look a day over sexy as fuck |
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UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.
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Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and it's out the door that afternoon. Forgot their birthday again? We've got your back, you useless bastard.
