Funny Birthday Cards UK

Funny birthday cards. Not "funny" in the way your nan thinks is funny. Actually funny. The kind that makes someone snort-laugh the second they read it, buy it immediately, and feel genuinely smug about how well they know their mate.

Because most birthday cards are, let's be honest, absolutely shite. Generic verses about wishing someone "all the very best." Stock photos of balloons and cupcakes. Pastel colours and Comic Sans sentiments that mean absolutely nothing to anybody. Nobody wants that. Nobody sends that to someone they actually give a shit about.

At Wottahoot, our funny birthday cards are written for real people and real friendships. The ones where you know exactly what to say - you just need someone to print it on decent card stock and stick it in an envelope. That's us.

Every card in this collection is properly funny. Not trying-too-hard funny. Not office-safe funny. The kind of funny that lands because it's true, because it's specific, because it says the thing you've been thinking but couldn't be arsed to write yourself.

Funny birthday cards for her. Funny birthday cards for him. Cards for the mate who thinks they're hilarious but needs bringing down a peg. Cards for the one who's getting on a bit and needs reminding of it. Cards for best friends, siblings, partners, colleagues - anyone in your life who'd be genuinely insulted if you gave them something boring.

All our cards are A5, printed in the UK, and blank inside so you can add your own message. Or don't. Sometimes the card says it all.