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Rude 60th Birthday Card - Celebrating 60 Years Of Being A Massive Cunt

£399

Rude 60th Birthday Card - Celebrating 60 Years Of Being A Massive Cunt

Sixty years of life, and every single one of them lived exactly like this. This rude 60th birthday card skips the gold watches and 'best years ahead' nonsense and gets straight to the point. For the person who's been this way through every decade and has absolutely no intention of mellowing out now.

  • Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
  • Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
  • Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
  • Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
  • Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude birthday card is ideal for:

  • The 60-year-old who would be offended by anything sentimental
  • Old friends celebrating someone who's been consistently brilliant and difficult in equal measure
  • Rude 60th birthday cards that skip the retirement clichés
  • Anyone who thinks 60 is just another number and wants the card to match

This rude 60th birthday card is six decades of commitment, recognised at last.

Card Size A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material 300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope White envelope included
Occasion 60th Birthday
Style Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message Celebrating 60 years of being a massive cunt

 

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UK Standard Delivery

All cards ordered before 9pm are dispatched the following working day. We currently do not offer next day delivery. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.