Rude 60th Birthday Card - Celebrating 60 Years Of Being A Massive Cunt
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Card details
| Size | A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
Rude 60th Birthday Card - Celebrating 60 Years Of Being A Massive Cunt
Sixty years of life, and every single one of them lived exactly like this. This rude 60th birthday card skips the gold watches and 'best years ahead' nonsense and gets straight to the point. For the person who's been this way through every decade and has absolutely no intention of mellowing out now.
- Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
- Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
- Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
- Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
- Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message
This rude birthday card is ideal for:
- The 60-year-old who would be offended by anything sentimental
- Old friends celebrating someone who's been consistently brilliant and difficult in equal measure
- Rude 60th birthday cards that skip the retirement clichés
- Anyone who thinks 60 is just another number and wants the card to match
This rude 60th birthday card is six decades of commitment, recognised at last.
| Card Size | A5 (148mm x 210mm) |
| Card Material | 300gsm Gloss Cardstock |
| Inside | Blank inside for a filthy personal message |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Occasion | 60th Birthday |
| Style | Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour |
| Message |
Celebrating 60 years of being a massive cunt |
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UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.
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