Rude Birthday Card - "Age Is Just A Number" Funny Birthday Card
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Card details
| Size | A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
Rude Birthday Card - "Age Is Just A Number" Funny Birthday Card
Age is just a number - a really fucking high one. This rude birthday card reimagines the tired old saying with brutal honesty, perfect for anyone celebrating another year of getting older. The message "Age is just a really fucking high number" sums it up perfectly. Whether it's 30, 40, 50, or beyond, this purple design birthday card is the perfect way to acknowledge that getting older is simultaneously funny and slightly terrifying.
- Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
- Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
- Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
- Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
- Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message
This rude birthday card is ideal for:
- Anyone celebrating a milestone birthday
- Friends entering a new decade
- Colleagues hitting the big 30, 40 and beyond
- People with a dark sense of humour about aging
- Groups who celebrate differently each year
This rude birthday card is honest without being mean. It's funny because it's true - and because everyone has the same panic about getting older.
| Card Size | A5 (148mm x 210mm) |
| Card Material | 300gsm Gloss Cardstock |
| Inside | Blank inside for a filthy personal message |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Occasion | Birthday for Him for Her |
| Style | Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour |
| Message |
Age is just a really fucking high number |
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UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.
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