Rude Birthday Card - "Age Is Just A Number" Funny Birthday Card

£3⁹⁹

Rude Birthday Card - "Age Is Just A Number" Funny Birthday Card

Age is just a number - a really fucking high one. This rude birthday card reimagines the tired old saying with brutal honesty, perfect for anyone celebrating another year of getting older. The message "Age is just a really fucking high number" sums it up perfectly. Whether it's 30, 40, 50, or beyond, this purple design birthday card is the perfect way to acknowledge that getting older is simultaneously funny and slightly terrifying.

Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude birthday card is ideal for:

Anyone celebrating a milestone birthday
Friends entering a new decade
Colleagues hitting the big 30, 40 and beyond
People with a dark sense of humour about aging
Groups who celebrate differently each year

This rude birthday card is honest without being mean. It's funny because it's true - and because everyone has the same panic about getting older.

Card Size	A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material	300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside	Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope	White envelope included
Occasion	Birthday for Him for Her
Style	Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message	Age is just a really fucking high number

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UK Standard Delivery

All cards ordered before 9pm are dispatched the following working day. We currently do not offer next day delivery. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.