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Rude Birthday Card - Happy Birthday Cuntasaurus Rex

£399

Rude Birthday Card - Happy Birthday Cuntasaurus Rex

Some people are just built different. Bigger. Louder. More of everything. This is the birthday card for that person - the Cuntasaurus Rex in your life who's been stomping around doing exactly as they please since the beginning of time and shows absolutely no signs of stopping.

  • Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
  • Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
  • Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
  • Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
  • Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude birthday card is ideal for:

  • The biggest personality in your friendship group — him or her
  • Anyone who has fully embraced who they are and needs recognising for it
  • Rude funny birthday cards for mates who love a cunty pun
  • Anyone whose prehistoric levels of cuntery deserve a proper celebration

This rude birthday card is the one that gets shown to everyone before it even gets sent.

Card Size A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material 300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope White envelope included
Occasion Birthday for Him or Her
Style Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message Happy Birthday Cuntasaurus Rex

 

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UK Standard Delivery

All cards ordered before 9pm are dispatched the following working day. We currently do not offer next day delivery. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.