Rude Birthday Card for Her - "Old Underwear" Funny
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Card details
| Size | A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
Rude Birthday Card for Her - "Old Underwear" Funny
Celebrate her birthday with pure, unapologetic rudeness. This bold rude birthday card for her features the hilariously insulting message "I've got underwear older than you said no one ever. Happy Birthday." - because sometimes the best way to mark another year is to take the piss out of how old she's getting. Perfect for women who love outrageous humour and aren't afraid of a cheeky jab about their age. Combining vibrant pink design with laugh-out-loud messaging, this is the kind of birthday card that gets passed around, shared on social media, and remembered for years.
- Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
- Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
- Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
- Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
- Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message
This rude birthday card is ideal for:
- Best friends who love outrageous humour
- Sisters who appreciate a filthy joke
- Colleagues who can take a laugh
- Anyone who isn't afraid to receive a proper cheeky card
When you want more than just another boring birthday card, Wottahoot delivers hilarious, high-quality greeting cards that make an impact. Our rude cards for her have become favourites for those who want to give something memorable, entertaining, and absolutely outrageous.
| Card Size | A5 (148mm x 210mm) |
| Card Material | 300gsm Gloss Cardstock |
| Inside | Blank inside for a filthy personal message |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Occasion | Birthday for Her |
| Style | Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour |
| Message |
I've got underwear older than you said no one ever. Happy Birthday. |
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UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.
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