Rude Birthday Card - "Not Ending Up On Vinted"
Rude Birthday Card - "Not Ending Up On Vinted"
A birthday card with a built-in warning label. Because nothing stings quite like watching your thoughtful gift resurface as a "barely used" listing three weeks later.
- Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
- Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
- Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
- Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
- Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message
This rude birthday card is ideal for:
- Generous mates who've been burned before
- Birthdays where the gift really did cost a fortune
- Anyone who wants the message delivered with a laugh
Consider it a fair warning, wrapped in glitter and sarcasm.
| Card Size | A5 (148mm x 210mm) |
| Card Material | 300gsm Gloss Cardstock |
| Inside | Blank inside for a filthy personal message |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Occasion | Birthday for Him for Her |
| Style | Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour |
| Message |
My gift better fucking not end up on vinted. Happy Birthday. |
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UK Delivery
UK Delivery
All cards ordered before 3pm on Monday - Friday are dispatched the same day. All of our orders are sent First Class but you can upgrade to tracked delivery at checkout. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.
FAQs
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!
Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.
Rude Birthday Card - "Not Ending Up On Vinted"
