Rude Birthday Card - It's Time To Get Off Our Tits For Your Birthday
To send it straight to them, pop their address in as the delivery address at checkout.
Card details
| Size | A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
Rude Birthday Card - It's Time To Get Off Our Tits For Your Birthday
Some birthdays deserve a polite card. This isn't one of them. This one's for the person whose birthday is basically a formal instruction to go out, get absolutely ruined, and worry about it tomorrow. You're not encouraging anything. You're just acknowledging the obvious.
- Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
- Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
- Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
- Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
- Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message
This rude birthday card is ideal for:
- The friend whose birthday always ends up a proper night out
- Anyone who celebrates best with a drink or ten
- Sending to a mate, colleague or someone who needs the nudge
- Anyone who loves a funny rude birthday card that gets straight to the point
Because some birthdays don't need a heartfelt message. They need a gameplan.
| Card Size | A5 (148mm x 210mm) |
| Card Material | 300gsm Gloss Cardstock |
| Inside | Blank inside for a filthy personal message |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Occasion | Birthday for Him for Her |
| Style | Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour |
| Message |
It's time to get off our tits for your birthday |
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UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.
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