Rude Birthday Card - It's Time To Get Off Our Tits For Your Birthday
Rude Birthday Card - It's Time To Get Off Our Tits For Your Birthday
Some birthdays deserve a polite card. This isn't one of them. This one's for the person whose birthday is basically a formal instruction to go out, get absolutely ruined, and worry about it tomorrow. You're not encouraging anything. You're just acknowledging the obvious.
- Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
- Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
- Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
- Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
- Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message
This rude birthday card is ideal for:
- The friend whose birthday always ends up a proper night out
- Anyone who celebrates best with a drink or ten
- Sending to a mate, colleague or someone who needs the nudge
- Anyone who loves a funny rude birthday card that gets straight to the point
Because some birthdays don't need a heartfelt message. They need a gameplan.
| Card Size | A5 (148mm x 210mm) |
| Card Material | 300gsm Gloss Cardstock |
| Inside | Blank inside for a filthy personal message |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Occasion | Birthday for Him for Her |
| Style | Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour |
| Message |
It's time to get off our tits for your birthday |
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UK Standard Delivery
UK Standard Delivery
All cards ordered before 9pm are dispatched the following working day. We currently do not offer next day delivery. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.
FAQs
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!
Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.
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