Rude Birthday Card - "Still A Pain In The Arse" Funny Birthday Card

£3⁹⁹

Rude Birthday Card - "Still A Pain In The Arse" Funny Birthday Card

Some friends are just always going to be annoying. This rude birthday card celebrates that beautiful constant: "One year on and you're still a pain in the arse." Perfect for mates whose main character energy is being difficult as fuck, friends who will forever wind you up, and colleagues who remain incredibly irritating. It's softer than the other versions of our birthday cards while still being completely explicit about their attitude.

Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude birthday card is ideal for:

Mates who are constantly annoying
Friends who wind you up regularly
Colleagues who never stop being difficult
Groups that celebrate affectionate insults
Anyone whose main talent is irritation

This rude birthday card is a gentler alternative while still being completely honest about your relationship. It celebrates the acceptable level of annoyance in long friendships.

Card Size	A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material	300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside	Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope	White envelope included
Occasion	Birthday for Him or Her
Style	Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message	One year on and you're still a pain in the arse

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UK Standard Delivery

All cards ordered before 9pm are dispatched the following working day. We currently do not offer next day delivery. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.