Rude Get Well Card - "Attention Seeker" Funny Get Well Soon Card
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Card details
| Size | A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
Rude Get Well Card - "Attention Seeker" Funny Get Well Soon Card
We all have that friend who documents every fucking sniffle on social media. This rude get well soon card celebrates their need for attention: "Here is the attention you're craving. Get well soon." Ideal for mates who use illness as an excuse to dominate social media, friends who tag themselves at hospitals for clout, and anyone whose recovery needs an audience. Featuring orange design, this rude get well card is a cheeky roast with actual well-wishes underneath.
- Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
- Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
- Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
- Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
- Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message
This rude birthday card is ideal for:
- Mates who overshare illness on social media
- Friends who need audience for everything
- People who tag themselves everywhere
- Groups that roast attention-seekers
- Anyone celebrating a dramatic recovery
This rude get well soon card is a gentle roast with actual support underneath. It's funny because it's true - some people really do need the attention.
| Card Size | A5 (148mm x 210mm) |
| Card Material | 300gsm Gloss Cardstock |
| Inside | Blank inside for a filthy personal message |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Occasion | Rude Get Well Soon Card |
| Style | Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour |
| Message |
Fuck me, you are so fucking old. Happy Birthday |
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UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.
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