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Funny Birthday Card - On Special Days Knobheads Get Cake

★★★★★5.0 · 2 reviews
Filth-o-Meter Proper Rude
Same-day dispatchOrder by 3pm Mon–Fri
Free post over £208 cards for £20 and delivery is free
4.9 starsFrom 571 reviews
✓Thick A5 card✓White envelope✓Delivery upgrades available

Not everyone gets cake. Just the knobheads. And today, that's you. This is the birthday card that sits right in the sweet spot - cheeky enough to raise a laugh, mild enough that you could probably get away with giving it to your boss.

Card details
SizeA5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp
CardThick 300gsm gloss
InsideBlank, or we'll print your message for free
EnvelopeWhite envelope included
Printed inThe North East, England
Description

Funny Birthday Card - On Special Days Like Today Knobheads Like You Get Cake

Not everyone gets cake. Just the knobheads. And today, that's you. This is the birthday card that sits right in the sweet spot - cheeky enough to raise a laugh, mild enough that you could probably get away with giving it to your boss. Probably.

  • Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
  • Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
  • Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
  • Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
  • Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude birthday card is ideal for:

  • The friend who is lovably, undeniably a bit of a knobhead
  • Workmates and colleagues you want to wind up on their birthday
  • Funny birthday cards that are cheeky without going full nuclear
  • Him or her - knobheads come in all shapes and sizes

This funny birthday card is the one everyone at the party wants to read out loud.

Card Size A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material 300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope White envelope included
Occasion Birthday for Him for Her
Style Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message On special days like today, knobheads like you get cake. Happy Birthday

 

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UK Delivery

Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.

Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.

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FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?

It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?

Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.

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5.0★★★★★From 2 reviews on this card

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boring bastards.

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Send direct

Add your filthy message inside and we'll send it straight to their door. No hiding it in a drawer and certainly no chance to bottle it.

No fucking around

Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and it's out the door that afternoon. Forgot their birthday again? We've got your back, you useless bastard.

MADE BY RADGIES
IN THE NORTH EAST