Rude Age Birthday Cards

Milestone birthdays deserve more than a card from the supermarket — they deserve the truth. Whether it's the big 30th, the dreaded 40th, the half-century 50th, or somewhere well beyond that, our rude milestone birthday cards say what everyone's actually thinking. Each age brings its own indignities, and we've got a card for every single one of them. Unisex and unapologetic — our rude age cards work for him, for her, and for anyone else who's old enough to take a joke. All cards are A5, 300gsm gloss, blank inside, with a white envelope included.