Rude Birthday Cards for Him
The best rude birthday cards for him — because 'Happy Birthday, mate' doesn't quite cut it. Whether it's for your best mate, your brother, your dad, your husband, or that bloke at work who'll appreciate something a bit more... direct — you'll find exactly what you need here. Our rude birthday cards for him range from brilliantly sweary to outright offensive, and every single one is guaranteed to get a reaction. No sentimental rubbish. No flowers. No passive-aggressive glitter. Just hilariously rude cards for men who can take a joke and give one back. Every card is printed on premium 300gsm gloss A5 stock, blank inside so you can add your own personal insult, and comes with a white envelope.
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Any 4 CARDS
for £10
Mix and match any four rude cards. Add them to your basket and the discount does itself. Absolutely fucking magic.
“Funny as fuck”
Really fucking funny card. Really fast delivery too, would recommend.
Sue B. Verified
Rated 4.9 from 571 reviews
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