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Rude Birthday Cards for Him

The best rude birthday cards for him — because 'Happy Birthday, mate' doesn't quite cut it.  Whether it's for your best mate, your brother, your dad, your husband, or that bloke at work who'll appreciate something a bit more... direct — you'll find exactly what you need here. Our rude birthday cards for him range from brilliantly sweary to outright offensive, and every single one is guaranteed to get a reaction.  No sentimental rubbish. No flowers. No passive-aggressive glitter. Just hilariously rude cards for men who can take a joke and give one back.  Every card is printed on premium 300gsm gloss A5 stock, blank inside so you can add your own personal insult, and comes with a white envelope.