Rude 50th Birthday Card - Celebrating 50 Years Of Being A Massive Cunt
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Card details
| Size | A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
Rude 50th Birthday Card - Celebrating 50 Years Of Being A Massive Cunt
Fifty years. Half a century. A full fifty rotations around the sun, consistent as ever. This rude 50th birthday card acknowledges the achievement properly — because making it to 50 while being exactly like this takes real dedication.
- Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
- Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
- Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
- Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
- Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message
This rude birthday card is ideal for:
- The 50-year-old who has been this way since before you knew them and is proud of it
- Best mates you've been sending each other cards like this for decades
- Rude 50th birthday cards for him or her
- Anyone whose landmark birthday deserves a landmark send-off
This rude 30th birthday card is the milestone marker they actually deserve.
| Card Size | A5 (148mm x 210mm) |
| Card Material | 300gsm Gloss Cardstock |
| Inside | Blank inside for a filthy personal message |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Occasion | 50th Birthday |
| Style | Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour |
| Message |
Celebrating 50 years of being a massive cunt |
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UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.
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