Rude Leaving Card - "Piss Off To New Job" Funny Leaving Card

£3⁹⁹

Rude Leaving Card - "Piss Off To New Job" Funny Leaving Card

They're leaving the team for a fancy new role? Time for a rude leaving card that celebrates their betrayal with love. The message "Oh, just piss off to your swanky new job then" perfectly captures the mix of jealousy, respect, and friendship. Whether it's a promotion, internal move, or external jump, this purple and pink design leaving card is perfect for anyone abandoning their team. It's funny because it's true - it shows you actually care, even if they're abandoning you.

Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude retirement card is ideal for:

Colleagues getting promotions
Friends changing jobs
Team members leaving departments
Workplace leaving celebrations
Anyone trading up for better opportunities

This rude leaving card celebrates ambition while mocking it. It's the perfect blend of friendship and workplace banter.

Card Size	A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material	300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside	Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope	White envelope included
Occasion	Rude Leaving Card
Style	Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message	Oh, just piss off to your swanky new job then

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UK Standard Delivery

All cards ordered before 9pm are dispatched the following working day. We currently do not offer next day delivery. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.