Rude Leaving Card - "Piss Off To New Job" Funny Leaving Card
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Card details
| Size | A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
Rude Leaving Card - "Piss Off To New Job" Funny Leaving Card
They're leaving the team for a fancy new role? Time for a rude leaving card that celebrates their betrayal with love. The message "Oh, just piss off to your swanky new job then" perfectly captures the mix of jealousy, respect, and friendship. Whether it's a promotion, internal move, or external jump, this purple and pink design leaving card is perfect for anyone abandoning their team. It's funny because it's true - it shows you actually care, even if they're abandoning you.
- Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
- Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
- Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
- Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
- Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message
This rude retirement card is ideal for:
- Colleagues getting promotions
- Friends changing jobs
- Team members leaving departments
- Workplace leaving celebrations
- Anyone trading up for better opportunities
This rude leaving card celebrates ambition while mocking it. It's the perfect blend of friendship and workplace banter.
| Card Size | A5 (148mm x 210mm) |
| Card Material | 300gsm Gloss Cardstock |
| Inside | Blank inside for a filthy personal message |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Occasion | Rude Leaving Card |
| Style | Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour |
| Message |
Oh, just piss off to your swanky new job then |
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UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.
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