Rude Birthday Card for Women - "Sexy Little Bitch" Funny Birthday Card
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Card details
| Size | A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
Rude Birthday Card for Women - "Sexy Little Bitch" Funny Birthday Card
This is a birthday card for women with confidence, attitude, and a good sense of humour. The message "Happy Birthday Your Sexy Little Bitch" is a cheeky celebration of attractiveness, self-assurance, and friendship. Whether from a partner, best mate, or lesbian friend group, this rude birthday card works because it's delivered with affection and respect. Featuring pink design with white and purple text, it's flirty without being mean.
- Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
- Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
- Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
- Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
- Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message
This rude birthday card is ideal for:
- Partners and spouses
- Best female friends
- Lesbian relationships
- Anyone who's confident in their attractiveness
- Friend groups that celebrate each other
This rude birthday card is a compliment in explicit language. It celebrates attractiveness, confidence, and friendship without apology.
| Card Size | A5 (148mm x 210mm) |
| Card Material | 300gsm Gloss Cardstock |
| Inside | Blank inside for a filthy personal message |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Occasion | Birthday for Her |
| Style | Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour |
| Message |
Happy Birthday Your Sexy Little Bitch |
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UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.
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