Rude Birthday Card - "Too Old For TikTok" Funny Birthday Card
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Card details
| Size | A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
Rude Birthday Card - "Too Old For TikTok" Funny
If they're still asking how to use their phone and somehow have a TikTok account, this rude birthday card is the perfect birthday greeting. The message "You're far too fucking old for TikTok, Happy Birthday" is peak friendship banter - delivered with affection and honesty. Perfect for anyone over 30 who somehow found TikTok and now won't stop talking about it. Featuring blue design with bold lettering, this rude birthday card laughs at technology, aging, and social media in equal measure.
- Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
- Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
- Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
- Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
- Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message
This rude birthday card is ideal for:
- Mates who shouldn't be on TikTok
- Anyone over 30 discovering new apps
- Friends who share embarrassing social media content
- People who ask for tech help constantly
- Groups that roast each other's digital presence
This rude birthday card celebrates the beautiful clash between aging and technology. It's funny because it's true, and it's friendship because you actually care enough to call it out.
| Card Size | A5 (148mm x 210mm) |
| Card Material | 300gsm Gloss Cardstock |
| Inside | Blank inside for a filthy personal message |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Occasion | Birthday for Him for Her |
| Style | Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour |
| Message |
You're far too fucking old for TikTok, Happy Birthday |
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UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.
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