Rude Cards for Best Friends

Your best friend doesn't want a card with a picture of a sunset and some waffle about being "a true blessing." They want one that makes them laugh so hard they have to sit down. One that says exactly what you'd say to their face - just written down, in an envelope, handed over in front of other people.

That's what this collection is for.

Rude cards for best friends - the ones you've known long enough to say exactly what you think without consequences. The friends where no topic is off limits, no insult is taken seriously, and the ruder the card, the more it actually means. Because that's how it works with proper mates. Soppy doesn't cut it. Sincere is suspicious. A card that calls them a magnificent bastard? Now we're talking.

Whether it's their birthday, a milestone they're not thrilled about, a celebration, or just a Tuesday where they need reminding how much you love them and how much of a pain in the arse they are - there's something in this collection for that exact moment.

Rude cards for her best friend. Rude cards for his best mate. Cards for the friend who's been there through everything and needs telling - in no uncertain terms - that you'd pick them every single time, you absolute weapon.

Every card is A5, printed in the UK, and blank inside. So you can write something heartfelt, something filthy, or just sign your name and let the card do the heavy lifting. No judgement either way.