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Returns.
Shit happens.

Changed your mind, or something's not right? Here's how to sort it, no faff.

Sending something back

1 Check it can come back

New and unopened, in its original packaging, within 30 days of delivery.

2 Start your return

Email the chavs in customer services at hello@wottahoot.co.uk.

3 Post it back

Cherry Box Design Limited, Unit 24, Apex Business Village, Annitsford, Cramlington, NE23 7BF.

4 Get your money back

Once it's checked, we refund your original payment within 10 working days.

The small print

Damaged, faulty or the wrong card?

Check your order when it lands. If something's wrong, email hello@wottahoot.co.uk straight away and we'll put it right.

Personalised cards

We print exactly what you type, typos and all. We can't refund or replace personalised cards unless there's a fault with your order, so check your message before you hit buy.

Want a different card?

Quickest way: send it back for a refund, then order the one you actually wanted.

Wrong address

Double-check it at checkout. If a card comes back to us because the address was wrong or incomplete, we'll refund it minus the delivery cost once it's back with us.

Who pays the postage?

Sending something back because you changed your mind? The return postage is on you. If it's faulty, damaged or we sent the wrong card, that's on us.

Where’s my refund?

Refunds go back to your original payment method within 10 working days of approval. Your bank might take a few days more. Still nothing after 15 working days? Email hello@wottahoot.co.uk and we'll chase it.

Want the full legal version? Read our refund policy

Sorted?
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