Rude Birthday Card - "Still A Cunt" Funny Birthday Card
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Card details
| Size | A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
Rude Birthday Card - "Still A Cunt" Funny Birthday Card
Year after year, birthday after birthday, they still remain a complete and utter cunt. This rude birthday card celebrates their absolute cunt-sistency: "One year on and you're still a fucking cunt." Perfect for mates with no redeeming qualities except they're your friends, colleagues who haven't improved in any measurable way, and anyone whose personality is locked in place. Featuring green design, this rude birthday card is perfect for mates who never change.
- Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
- Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
- Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
- Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
- Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message
This rude birthday card is ideal for:
- Mates with zero improvement trajectory
- Friends you roast constantly
- Colleagues you have complicated relationships with
- Groups with explicit language standards
- Anyone who's consistently problematic but still liked
This rude birthday card celebrates the beautiful, unchanging nature of some friendships. You wouldn't want them any other way.
| Card Size | A5 (148mm x 210mm) |
| Card Material | 300gsm Gloss Cardstock |
| Inside | Blank inside for a filthy personal message |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Occasion | Birthday for Him or Her |
| Style | Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour |
| Message |
One year on and you're still a fucking cunt |
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UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.
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Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and it's out the door that afternoon. Forgot their birthday again? We've got your back, you useless bastard.
