Rude Dad Birthday Card - "Fucking Legend" Funny Birthday Card
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Card details
| Size | A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
Rude Dad Birthday Card - "Fucking Legend" Funny Birthday Card
Not all dads are created equal. Some of them are just fucking legendary. This rude birthday card delivers the truth: "Dad you are an absolute fucking legend." Perfect for Father's Day too, this dark blue design card is ideal for dads who appreciate explicit praise and know they've earned it. It's the kind of card that becomes a keepsake.
- Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
- Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
- Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
- Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
- Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message
This rude birthday card is ideal for:
- Birthday celebrations for excellent dads
- Father's Day occasions
- Partners who are amazing fathers
- Fathers who appreciate explicit humour
- Any parent who's truly exceptional
This rude birthday card is pure respect wrapped in profanity. It celebrates paternal excellence in the most authentic way.
| Card Size | A5 (148mm x 210mm) |
| Card Material | 300gsm Gloss Cardstock |
| Inside | Blank inside for a filthy personal message |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Occasion | Birthday for Dad |
| Style | Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour |
| Message |
Dad you are an absolute fucking legend |
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UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.
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