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Rude Birthday Card - "We Used To Be So Cool" Funny Birthday Card

Filth-o-Meter Proper Rude
Same-day dispatchOrder by 3pm Mon–Fri
Free post over £208 cards for £20 and delivery is free
4.9 starsFrom 580 reviews
✓Thick A5 card✓White envelope✓Delivery upgrades available

You used to be cool. You and your mates used to be absolutely fucking cool. This rude birthday card mourns that beautiful era with honesty: "We used to be so fucking cool.

Card details
SizeA5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp
CardThick 300gsm gloss
InsideBlank, or we'll print your message for free
EnvelopeWhite envelope included
Printed inThe North East, England
Description

Rude Birthday Card - "We Used To Be So Cool" Funny Birthday Card

You used to be cool. You and your mates used to be absolutely fucking cool. This rude birthday card mourns that beautiful era with honesty: "We used to be so fucking cool. Happy Birthday." Perfect for best friends you've known since school - the ones you've grown up with, lost cool status alongside, and still absolutely treasure. Featuring pink design with bold text, this rude birthday card is a celebration of long friendship and shared aging.

  • Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
  • Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
  • Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
  • Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
  • Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude birthday card is ideal for:

  • Best friends since school
  • Long-time friend group celebrations
  • Anyone mourning lost youth and coolness
  • Groups celebrating decades of friendship
  • Mates who've aged alongside each other

This rude birthday card celebrates the paradox of long friendship: you've been cool together, you've lost cool together, and it doesn't really matter anymore because the friendship is legendary.

Card Size A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material 300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope White envelope included
Occasion Birthday for Him for Her
Style Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message We used to be so fucking cool Happy Birthday

 

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UK Delivery

Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.

Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.

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FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?

It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?

Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.

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4.9★★★★★From 580 reviews across the shop

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Add your filthy message inside and we'll send it straight to their door. No hiding it in a drawer and certainly no chance to bottle it.

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Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and it's out the door that afternoon. Forgot their birthday again? We've got your back, you useless bastard.

MADE BY RADGIES
IN THE NORTH EAST