Rude Birthday Card - "We Used To Be So Cool" Funny Birthday Card
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Card details
| Size | A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
Rude Birthday Card - "We Used To Be So Cool" Funny Birthday Card
You used to be cool. You and your mates used to be absolutely fucking cool. This rude birthday card mourns that beautiful era with honesty: "We used to be so fucking cool. Happy Birthday." Perfect for best friends you've known since school - the ones you've grown up with, lost cool status alongside, and still absolutely treasure. Featuring pink design with bold text, this rude birthday card is a celebration of long friendship and shared aging.
- Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
- Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
- Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
- Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
- Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message
This rude birthday card is ideal for:
- Best friends since school
- Long-time friend group celebrations
- Anyone mourning lost youth and coolness
- Groups celebrating decades of friendship
- Mates who've aged alongside each other
This rude birthday card celebrates the paradox of long friendship: you've been cool together, you've lost cool together, and it doesn't really matter anymore because the friendship is legendary.
| Card Size | A5 (148mm x 210mm) |
| Card Material | 300gsm Gloss Cardstock |
| Inside | Blank inside for a filthy personal message |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Occasion | Birthday for Him for Her |
| Style | Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour |
| Message |
We used to be so fucking cool Happy Birthday |
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UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.
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