Rude Father's Day Cards
He's given you the best years of his life, most of his patience and all of his dad jokes. The least you can do is send him a Father's Day card that doesn't have a golf club, a pint or a shed on the front.
Our rude Father's Day cards are for dads, step-dads and grandads who'd rather have a proper laugh than a soppy verse. There are sweary cards, cheeky cards and a few that'll make him spit his tea out: cards for dads who taught you everything you know, and dads who'll pretend to be offended then put it on the mantelpiece anyway.
Every card is designed in-house and printed on thick A5 300gsm card with a white envelope. Add your message and we'll print it inside for free, then post it straight to him, even if you live miles away. Order by 3pm Monday to Friday for same-day dispatch, and check our delivery page in the run-up to Father's Day.
He'll love it. Probably.
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Pick a level and we'll show you every card that rude.
Any 4 CARDS
for £10
Mix and match any four rude cards. Add them to your basket and the discount does itself. Absolutely fucking magic.
“Funny as fuck”
Really fucking funny card. Really fast delivery too, would recommend.
Sue B. Verified
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