Rude Anniversary Cards

Another year of putting up with each other deserves better than hearts, roses and a poem you didn't write. Our rude anniversary cards say what you actually mean: that you love them, that they're hard work, and that you're both a bit surprised you've lasted this long.

There are funny anniversary cards for husbands and wives, cheeky cards for boyfriends and girlfriends, and properly filthy ones for partners with a good sense of humour and a thick skin. Whether it's your first year or your fortieth, there's a card here that'll get a laugh instead of a polite "aww".

Every card is designed in-house and printed on thick A5 300gsm card with a white envelope. Type your message and we'll print it inside for free, then post it direct to them, which is perfect if you've left it to the last minute again. Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and it goes out the same day.

Romance is overrated. Laughing at each other isn't.