Rude Birthday Card - Just Another Cunt With A Birthday
To send it straight to them, pop their address in as the delivery address at checkout.
Card details
| Size | A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
Rude Birthday Card - Just Another Cunt With A Birthday
Not every birthday is a milestone. Sometimes it's just another year, another cake, another round of people pretending they remembered. This card tells it like it is - lovingly, obviously, but still.
- Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
- Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
- Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
- Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
- Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message
This rude birthday card is ideal for:
- The mate who makes a massive deal out of their birthday every year
- Friends who can absolutely take a joke
- Rude birthday cards for him or her
- Anyone who needs bringing down a peg on their special day
This rude birthday card is the reality check they didn't ask for but absolutely deserve.
| Card Size | A5 (148mm x 210mm) |
| Card Material | 300gsm Gloss Cardstock |
| Inside | Blank inside for a filthy personal message |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Occasion | Birthday for Him for Her |
| Style | Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour |
| Message |
You're just another cunt with a birthday, it's nothing special |
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UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.
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Add your filthy message inside and we'll send it straight to their door. No hiding it in a drawer and certainly no chance to bottle it.
No fucking around
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and it's out the door that afternoon. Forgot their birthday again? We've got your back, you useless bastard.
