Wottahoot Rude Cards | Offensive & Funny Cards

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We've Got You Covered

Right, having a bit of trouble or got a burning question that's keeping you up at night? Fair enough – even brilliant, inappropriate cards can cause the occasional head-scratch.

First stop: our FAQ section below
We've stuffed it full of answers to all the usual "but what if..." questions that pop up. Chances are, someone else has already asked the same thing while panic-buying a last-minute rude birthday card at 2am.

Still stuck? Got something a bit more complex going on?
Or maybe you just fancy a proper chat with a legend behind the scenes? No worries – scroll down to the bottom of this page and hit that contact link. We don't bite (much), and we're surprisingly helpful when we're not being inappropriately funny.

FAQs

Ordering

How do I amend or cancel an order?

All of our rude card orders are posted as quickly as possible, and it may not always be possible to cancel or amend your order. Please contact us and we will do our best to help.

I've put the wrong address

No problem, if you send us an email to hello@wottahoot.co.uk with your Full Name, Order Number and the new address you'd like us to send your order.

So we can action your change as quickly as possible to avoid any delays, please make sure you provide all of the information required for us to update your order.

How do I track my order?

All of our cards are delivered by Royal Mail and if you've selected our free delivery option, they're send out second class which means they aren't trackable.

However if you've upped your stalker level game and upgraded your order to include a trackable delivery, then your tracking number should be available in your dispatch email and your online account. Can't see it for looking? No problem, reach out to our team and we will find it for you.

My order hasn't arrived

Oh no, we're sorry to hear that. If you order hasn't arrived within 7 working days, please contact our team.

How do I use a Promotional Code

Well look at you getting a cheeky little discount. You'll be able to slide your promo code in at the checkout.

My order arrived damaged

Oh no, we're sorry to hear that. We pack all of our orders with care and send everything in board backed envelopes. But if your postie has been a bit rough and your card is damaged, please get in touch with our team and we will put it right.

Will all my order items be dispatched together?

Yes, everything is in stock ready to go, so everything will be sent together.

What delivery options are available?

The price of our cards includes Second Class Delivery as standard, however you can upgrade to First Class, Tracked 48 or Tracked 24 for an additional fee. For more information about our delivery, please click here. Orders placed before 10pm are dispatched the following working day.

We now stock all of our rude cards on Amazon, so if you're desperate for your order, click on the link to our Amazon store here.

How long does delivery take?

Delivery times depend on the service you select, please visit our delivery page for more information.

Our Rude Cards

Can I personalise a card?

No, we currently don't have any personalised cards.

What size are the cards and what are they made from?

It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can I send a card directly to the recipient?

You can, but it will be blank. We no longer offer printed inside messages in our cards.

Do all rude cards come with an envelope?

Obviously.

Website and Payment

I'm having trouble logging in

Try resetting your password. If that still doesn't work, get in touch with the team.

What payment options can I use?

You can pay online using all major Credit and Debit cards, Paypal, Shop Pay, Apple Pay, Google Pay, Klarna or ClearPay. Unfortunately, we no longer accept Cash, IOUs or Dickpics.