All of our rude cards are printed on demand and posted as quickly as possible, and it may not always be possible to cancel or amend your order. Please contact us and we will do our best to help.

All of our cards are delivered by Royal Mail Second Class as standard which means they aren't trackable. However, if you've splashed the cash and upgraded to a trackable service, your tracking number will be on your dispatch email.

Oh no, we're sorry to hear that. If you order hasn't arrived within 7 working days, please contact our team.

Well look at you getting a cheeky little discount. You'll be able to slide your promotional code in at the checkout.

Oh no, we're sorry to hear that. We pack all of our orders with care and send everything in board backed envelopes. But if your postie has been a bit rough and your card is damaged, please get in touch with our team and we will put it right.

That depends, everything is made by our team so everything will be dispatched out at the same time. However sometimes, our posters may be sent separately to our cards if ordered together.

The price of our cards includes Second Class Delivery as standard, however you can also upgrade to either First Class or Tracked for an additional fee. For more information about our delivery, please click here. Orders placed before 10pm are dispatched the following working day.

Delivery times depend on the service you select, please visit our delivery page for more information.

Yes, we have a range of rude cards that can be personalised.

It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

At the moment, you'll have to take the lead on that. It is not a service we currently offer, but we're getting there. We'll let you know when you can.

Obviously.

Try resetting your password. If that still doesn't work, get in touch with the team.

You can pay online using all major Credit and Debit cards, Paypal, Shop Pay, Apple Pay and Google Pay. Unfortunately, we no longer accept Cash, IOUs or Dickpics.