Rude Birthday Card - "Still A Dickhead" Funny Birthday Card
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Card details
| Size | A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
Rude Birthday Card - "Still A Dickhead" Funny Birthday Card
A year older and absolutely no personal growth whatsoever. This rude birthday card celebrates consistency: "One year on and you're still a fucking dickhead." Perfect for mates who will never change, friends who wouldn't be the same if they did, and colleagues who will never change. Featuring teal design, this rude birthday card is a absolute tribute to that dickhead in your life.
- Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
- Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
- Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
- Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
- Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message
This rude birthday card is ideal for:
- Mates with unchanging personalities
- Friends you've known forever
- Colleagues who never change
- Groups that roast each other
- Anyone who's fundamentally the same person
This rude birthday card celebrates the beautiful truth: some people never change - and thank god for that.
| Card Size | A5 (148mm x 210mm) |
| Card Material | 300gsm Gloss Cardstock |
| Inside | Blank inside for a filthy personal message |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Occasion | Birthday for Him |
| Style | Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour |
| Message |
One year on and you're still a fucking dickhead |
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UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.
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