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Rude Birthday Card - "Still A Dickhead" Funny Birthday Card

£399

Rude Birthday Card - "Still A Dickhead" Funny Birthday Card

A year older and absolutely no personal growth whatsoever. This rude birthday card celebrates consistency: "One year on and you're still a fucking dickhead." Perfect for mates who will never change, friends who wouldn't be the same if they did, and colleagues who will never change. Featuring teal design, this rude birthday card is a absolute tribute to that dickhead in your life.

  • Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
  • Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
  • Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
  • Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
  • Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude birthday card is ideal for:

  • Mates with unchanging personalities
  • Friends you've known forever
  • Colleagues who never change
  • Groups that roast each other
  • Anyone who's fundamentally the same person

This rude birthday card celebrates the beautiful truth: some people never change - and thank god for that.

Card Size A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material 300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope White envelope included
Occasion Birthday for Him
Style Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message One year on and you're still a fucking dickhead

 

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UK Standard Delivery

All cards ordered before 9pm are dispatched the following working day. We currently do not offer next day delivery. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.