Rude Birthday Cards for Her
Rude birthday cards for her — because she deserves better than flowers and a generic pink envelope. If she's got a sense of humour, a thick skin, and zero patience for boring cards, she's going to love these. Our rude birthday cards for her are hilariously offensive, brilliantly sweary, and designed for women who'd rather laugh out loud than smile politely at something from the supermarket. From cheeky cards for girlfriends and wives to outrageously filthy cards for best mates and sisters — we've got every flavour of rude birthday card for women covered. Because the funniest birthday card you'll find in a high street shop is still three times more boring than the least funny card in our collection. All cards are A5, 300gsm gloss, blank inside, with a white envelope included.
How rude are we going?
Pick a level and we'll show you every card that rude.
Any 4 CARDS
for £10
Mix and match any four rude cards. Add them to your basket and the discount does itself. Absolutely fucking magic.
“Funny as fuck”
Really fucking funny card. Really fast delivery too, would recommend.
Sue B. Verified
Rated 4.9 from 571 reviews
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