Rude Birthday Card - At Least You're Far Too Fucking Old For A Midlife Crisis
Rude Birthday Card - At Least You're Far Too Fucking Old For A Midlife Crisis
The silver lining of getting absolutely ancient? You've well and truly missed the window for a midlife crisis. No impulsive motorbike. No inexplicable tattoo. No leaving your job to 'find yourself.' They're past all that now, and someone needs to celebrate it.
- Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
- Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
- Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
- Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
- Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message
This rude birthday card is ideal for:
- Anyone who's definitely past their midlife crisis window
- The friend or family member who needs some honest perspective on their age
- People who appreciate a card that takes the piss with love
- Anyone sending a funny rude birthday card to a man or woman
This rude birthday card is the reality check they didn't ask for but absolutely deserve.
| Card Size | A5 (148mm x 210mm) |
| Card Material | 300gsm Gloss Cardstock |
| Inside | Blank inside for a filthy personal message |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Occasion | Birthday for Him for Her |
| Style | Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour |
| Message |
At least you're far too fucking old for a midlife crisis. Happy Birthday. |
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UK Standard Delivery
UK Standard Delivery
All cards ordered before 9pm are dispatched the following working day. We currently do not offer next day delivery. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.
FAQs
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!
Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.
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