Rude Birthday Card - At Least You're Far Too Fucking Old For A Midlife Crisis
Card details
| Size | A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
Rude Birthday Card - At Least You're Far Too Fucking Old For A Midlife Crisis
The silver lining of getting absolutely ancient? You've well and truly missed the window for a midlife crisis. No impulsive motorbike. No inexplicable tattoo. No leaving your job to 'find yourself.' They're past all that now, and someone needs to celebrate it.
- Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
- Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
- Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
- Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
- Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message
This rude birthday card is ideal for:
- Anyone who's definitely past their midlife crisis window
- The friend or family member who needs some honest perspective on their age
- People who appreciate a card that takes the piss with love
- Anyone sending a funny rude birthday card to a man or woman
This rude birthday card is the reality check they didn't ask for but absolutely deserve.
| Card Size | A5 (148mm x 210mm) |
| Card Material | 300gsm Gloss Cardstock |
| Inside | Blank inside for a filthy personal message |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Occasion | Birthday for Him for Her |
| Style | Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour |
| Message |
At least you're far too fucking old for a midlife crisis. Happy Birthday. |
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UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.
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Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and it's out the door that afternoon. Forgot their birthday again? We've got your back, you useless bastard.
