Order by 3pm Mon–Fri for same-day dispatchAny 4 rude cards for £10We can print your message inside & post it directRated 4.9 from 571 reviewsOrder by 3pm Mon–Fri for same-day dispatchAny 4 rude cards for £10We can print your message inside & post it directRated 4.9 from 571 reviews

Rude Occasion Cards

Unleash your naughty side with our huge collection of rude cards from Wottahoot, your go-to destination for funny and downright rude cards. Say goodbye to boring and predictable cards; we're all about shaking things up with our outrageously rude card collection. Tired of the mushy, lovey-dovey stuff? We hear you loud and clear – it's time to disrupt the norm. 

If you've got Auntie Sharon's birthday creeping up and you've left it far too late, don't panic! You can upgrade your delivery at the checkout to ensure it arrives on time. Don't settle for boring – choose Wottahoot for cards that pack a punch!

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Mix and match any four rude cards. Add them to your basket and the discount does itself. Absolutely fucking magic.

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“Funny as fuck”

Really fucking funny card. Really fast delivery too, would recommend.

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Rated 4.9 from 571 reviews