Rude Birthday Card - "Happy Birthday to the loveliest old slapper I know"

£3⁹⁹

Rude Birthday Card - "Happy Birthday to the loveliest old slapper I know" Funny Birthday Card for Her

Say happy birthday in style! This bold, cheeky birthday card is guaranteed to get huge laughs. Perfect for women who appreciate outrageous humour and aren't afraid of a rude message on their special day.

Celebrate her birthday with this hilarious "Happy Birthday to the loveliest old slapper I know" greeting card. Combining vibrant, colourful design with hilariously cheeky humour, this premium quality card is the perfect way to make her laugh out loud and remember this birthday forever.

Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss cardstock for a high-end feel
Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a standard Royal Mail stamp)
Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude birthday card is ideal for:

Best friends who love outrageous humour
Sisters who appreciate a filthy joke
Colleagues who can take a laugh
Anyone who isn't afraid to receive a proper cheeky card

When you want more than just another boring birthday card, Wottahoot delivers hilarious, high-quality greeting cards that make an impact. Our funny rude cards for women have become favourites for those who want to give something memorable, entertaining, and absolutely outrageous.

Card Size	A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material	300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside	Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope	White envelope included
Occasion	Birthday for Her
Style	Funny, Rude, Cheeky, Naughty Humour
Message	Happy Birthday to the loveliest old slapper I know

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UK Standard Delivery

Delivery starts from just 87p for Second Class. You can upgrade your delivery to a faster service, including tracked at checkout. All cards ordered before 9pm are dispatched the following working day. We do not offer next day delivery. Find out more information about our Rude Card delivery here.

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and are printed on high-quality 300gsm Gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! You can now add a personal message to the inside of your card. Update the delivery address at checkout too, and we will send your order direct!

Something else?
If you need help while ordering or you've got a question you need to ask, we've got a list of frequently asked questions here.