Rude Birthday Card - "Happy Birthday to the loveliest old slapper I know"
To send it straight to them, pop their address in as the delivery address at checkout.
Card details
| Size | A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
Rude Birthday Card - "Happy Birthday to the loveliest old slapper I know" Funny Birthday Card for Her
Say happy birthday in style! This bold, cheeky birthday card is guaranteed to get huge laughs. Perfect for women who appreciate outrageous humour and aren't afraid of a rude message on their special day.
Celebrate her birthday with this hilarious "Happy Birthday to the loveliest old slapper I know" greeting card. Combining vibrant, colourful design with hilariously cheeky humour, this premium quality card is the perfect way to make her laugh out loud and remember this birthday forever.
- Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss cardstock for a high-end feel
- Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a standard Royal Mail stamp)
- Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
- Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
- Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message
This rude birthday card is ideal for:
- Best friends who love outrageous humour
- Sisters who appreciate a filthy joke
- Colleagues who can take a laugh
- Anyone who isn't afraid to receive a proper cheeky card
When you want more than just another boring birthday card, Wottahoot delivers hilarious, high-quality greeting cards that make an impact. Our funny rude cards for women have become favourites for those who want to give something memorable, entertaining, and absolutely outrageous.
| Card Size | A5 (148mm x 210mm) |
| Card Material | 300gsm Gloss Cardstock |
| Inside | Blank inside for a filthy personal message |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Occasion | Birthday for Her |
| Style | Funny, Rude, Cheeky, Naughty Humour |
| Message | Happy Birthday to the loveliest old slapper I know |
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UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.
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Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and it's out the door that afternoon. Forgot their birthday again? We've got your back, you useless bastard.
