Ordering directly from us?
Brilliant choice – your cards will wing their way to you via Royal Mail, we offer standard no frills Second Class for absolutely no cost at all, nada, nil, zilch or First Class for a small(ish) additional fee.
Need your order a little quicker and release your inner stalker, well, tracked delivery is now a thing! For those of you who get genuinely excited watching a little dot move across a map (we see you), you can now stalk your parcel to your heart's content.
Left it until the last minute like a proper muppet?
Don't panic. All of our cards are sitting pretty on Amazon too, ready for that guaranteed same or next-day delivery magic. We've stuck a handy link at the top of our website to fire you over to our Amazon store, so you don't have to go hunting around like a lost tourist.
Either way, you're getting the same brilliant, inappropriate cards
It just depends whether you want to live dangerously with Royal Mail or play it safe with Amazon's delivery wizardry.
Please be aware that orders are not dispatched until the following working day if ordered by 10pm. Delivery timescales are for guidance only. We cannot guarantee delivery dates, so please order in good time for your occasion or event.
| Delivery Service | Cost | Estimated Delivery |
| Royal Mail 2nd Class | FREE | Est. 3-5 Working Days |
| Royal Mail 1st Class | £1.70 | Est. 1-3 Working Days |
| Royal Mail Tracked 48® | £3.00 | Est. 1-2 Working Days |
| Royal Mail Tracked 24® | £3.90 | Est. 3-5 Working Days |
If you need any help with your rude card delivery, please visit our Frequently Asked Questions or get in touch with our team.
If you order directly from Amazon, you will need to speak with Amazon Customer Services for any delivery related issues.
If you order hasn't arrived within 7 working days, please contact our team.
