ADD ANY 4 RUDE CARDS FOR £10 Delivery from 87p ORDER BY 9PM AND IT'S SENT THE NEXT WORKING DAY Quicker Delivery now available on Amazon

Delivery

Ordering directly from us?
Brilliant choice – your cards will wing their way to you via Royal Mail, we offer standard no frills Second Class or First Class.

Need your order a little quicker and feel the need to release your inner stalker, well, tracked delivery is now a thing! For those of you who get genuinely excited watching a little dot move across a map (we see you), you can now stalk your card to your heart's content. Just upgrade at the checkout.

Left it until the last minute like a proper muppet?
Don't panic. All of our cards are sitting pretty on Amazon too, ready for that guaranteed same or next-day delivery magic. We've stuck a handy link at the top of our website to fire you over to our Amazon store, so you don't have to go hunting around like a lost tourist.

Either way, you're getting the same brilliant, inappropriate cards
It just depends whether you want to live dangerously with Royal Mail or play it safe with Amazon's delivery wizardry.

Please be aware that orders are not dispatched until the following working day if ordered by 10pm. Delivery timescales are for guidance only. We cannot guarantee delivery dates, so please order in good time for your occasion or event. 

Delivery Service Cost Estimated Delivery
Royal Mail 2nd Class 87p Est. 3-5 Working Days
Royal Mail 1st Class £1.70 Est. 1-3 Working Days
Royal Mail Tracked 48® £3.00 Est. 1-2 Working Days
Royal Mail Tracked 24® £3.90 Est. 3-5 Working Days

 

If you need any help with your rude card delivery, please visit our Frequently Asked Questions or get in touch with our team. 

If you order directly from Amazon, you will need to speak with Amazon Customer Services for any delivery related issues.

If you order hasn't arrived within 7 working days, please contact our team.