Order by 3pm Mon–Fri for same-day dispatchAny 4 rude cards for £10We can print your message inside & post it directRated 4.9 from 571 reviewsOrder by 3pm Mon–Fri for same-day dispatchAny 4 rude cards for £10We can print your message inside & post it directRated 4.9 from 571 reviews

Our Favourite Rude Cards

Unleash your naughty side with our huge collection of rude cards from Wottahoot, your go-to destination for funny and downright offensive greeting cards. Say goodbye to boring and predictable cards; we're all about shaking things up with our outrageously rude card collection. Tired of the mushy, lovey-dovey stuff? We hear you loud and clear – it's time to disrupt the norm. Whether it's a card for a birthday, a retirement, or even a divorce (because let's be honest, we all saw that one coming), we've got the perfect rude card for every occasion.

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Mix and match any four rude cards. Add them to your basket and the discount does itself. Absolutely fucking magic.

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“Funny as fuck”

Really fucking funny card. Really fast delivery too, would recommend.

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