Rude Birthday Card - "So Fucking Old" Funny Birthday Card
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Card details
| Size | A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
Rude Birthday Card - "So Fucking Old" Funny Birthday Card
Sometimes you need to lead with pure shock value. This rude birthday card does exactly that: "Fuck me, you are so fucking old. Happy Birthday." No subtlety, no jokes - just the stark reality of their advancing years. Perfect for mates who've hit serious age milestones, friends celebrating 50+, and anyone who appreciates confrontational humour about getting really fucking old. Featuring a green design, this rude birthday card is direct, explicit, and absolutely accurate.
- Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
- Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
- Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
- Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
- Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message
This rude birthday card is ideal for:
- Friends hitting serious age milestones
- Anyone celebrating 50 or beyond
- Groups that roast each other mercilessly
- People who appreciate brutal honesty
- Anyone who needs reality check about aging
This rude birthday card is maximum bluntness. It doesn't dance around it—it just tells the truth.
| Card Size | A5 (148mm x 210mm) |
| Card Material | 300gsm Gloss Cardstock |
| Inside | Blank inside for a filthy personal message |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Occasion | Birthday for Him for Her |
| Style | Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour |
| Message |
Fuck me, you are so fucking old. Happy Birthday |
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UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.
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Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and it's out the door that afternoon. Forgot their birthday again? We've got your back, you useless bastard.
