Rude Retirement Cards

The best rude retirement cards — for the send-off they actually deserve.  Let's be honest: after decades of Monday mornings, soul-destroying meetings, and making other people look good, they deserve a retirement card that tells the truth. Our rude retirement cards do exactly that — hilariously offensive, brilliantly sweary, and a damn sight more honest than "wishing you a wonderful next chapter."  Whether they're finally escaping a job they hated, sailing off to spend their pension on cruises, or just getting out before the place completely falls apart — we've got a rude retirement card for every occasion. And every person.  All cards are A5, 300gsm gloss, blank inside so you can add your own heartfelt parting shot, with a white envelope included.