Order by 3pm Mon–Fri for same-day dispatchAny 4 rude cards for £10We can print your message inside & post it directRated 4.9 from 571 reviewsOrder by 3pm Mon–Fri for same-day dispatchAny 4 rude cards for £10We can print your message inside & post it directRated 4.9 from 571 reviews

Rude Birthday Card - Moody Cunt

★★★★★4.8 · 10 reviews
Filth-o-Meter Fucking Filthy
Same-day dispatchOrder by 3pm Mon–Fri
Free post over £208 cards for £20 and delivery is free
4.9 starsFrom 571 reviews
✓Thick A5 card✓White envelope✓Delivery upgrades available

Celebrate their birthday with humour and attitude! The perfect way to say happy birthday in a cheeky, and unforgettable way.

Card details
SizeA5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp
CardThick 300gsm gloss
InsideBlank, or we'll print your message for free
EnvelopeWhite envelope included
Printed inThe North East, England
Description

Rude Birthday Card - Cheeky and Funny Greeting Card - Moody Cunt

Celebrate their birthday with humour and attitude! The perfect way to say happy birthday in a cheeky, and unforgettable way. This colourful and rude birthday card is printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card for a premium feel. Sized at A5, it includes a white envelope and arrives blank inside, however that just gives you the freedom to add your own downright filthy message inside.

Ideal for those who appreciate a bit of naughty humour, this funny birthday card is sure to make a statement and bring a smile. Great for friends with a sense of humour and for those that aren’t afraid to laugh! 

Key Features:

  • Bold and rude design
  • A5 size (This is a standard size stamp if you're sending by Royal Mail)
  • High-quality 300gsm gloss card
  • Blank inside(However, that just gives you more room for your own filthy message)
  • Includes a white envelope 

Celebrate their birthday in style with this rude, cheeky, and absolutely hilarious birthday card from Wottahoot! Perfect for adding laughter to their big day, this bold and unforgettable card is sure to be a hit. Whether you're looking to surprise a friend, sibling, or colleague, this funny rude birthday card is the ultimate way to make them laugh out loud. Shop now and give the gift of humour!

UK Delivery

Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.

Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.

Full delivery info

FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?

It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?

Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.

Something else? Read all our FAQs

4.8★★★★★From 10 reviews on this card

WHAT ARE YOU FILTHY LOT
SAYING

Boring cards are for
boring bastards.

5 star filth

Hundreds of filthy bastards can't be wrong. Real reviews from real-life daredevils who bought our cards and lived to tell the tale.

Send direct

Add your filthy message inside and we'll send it straight to their door. No hiding it in a drawer and certainly no chance to bottle it.

No fucking around

Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and it's out the door that afternoon. Forgot their birthday again? We've got your back, you useless bastard.

MADE BY RADGIES
IN THE NORTH EAST