Dry Old Minge Rude Birthday Card For Her
To send it straight to them, pop their address in as the delivery address at checkout.
Card details
| Size | A5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp |
| Card | Thick 300gsm gloss |
| Inside | Blank, or we'll print your message for free |
| Envelope | White envelope included |
| Printed in | The North East, England |
Description
Cake as Dry as your Old Minge? Rude Birthday Card for her - Cheeky and Funny Greeting Card
Celebrate her birthday with humour and attitude! The perfect way to say happy birthday in a cheeky, and unforgettable way. This colourful and rude birthday card is printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card for a premium feel. Sized at A5, it includes a white envelope and arrives blank inside, however that just gives you the freedom to add your own downright filthy message inside.
Ideal for those who appreciate a bit of naughty humour, this funny birthday card is sure to make a statement and bring a smile. Great for friends with a sense of humour and for those that aren’t afraid to laugh!
Key Features:
- Bold and rude design
- A5 size (This is a standard size stamp if you're sending by Royal Mail)
- High-quality 300gsm gloss card
- Blank inside(However, that just gives you more room for your own filthy message)
- Includes a white envelope
Celebrate her birthday in style with this rude, cheeky, and absolutely hilarious birthday card from Wottahoot! Perfect for adding laughter to their big day, this bold and unforgettable card is sure to be a hit. Whether you're looking to surprise a friend, sibling, or colleague, this funny rude birthday card for her is the ultimate way to make them laugh out loud. Shop now and give the gift of humour!
UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.
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4.9★★★★★From 79 reviews on this card
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Send direct
Add your filthy message inside and we'll send it straight to their door. No hiding it in a drawer and certainly no chance to bottle it.
No fucking around
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and it's out the door that afternoon. Forgot their birthday again? We've got your back, you useless bastard.
