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Rude Birthday Card - Party Like A Rock Star

★★★★★5.0 · 1 reviews
Filth-o-Meter Bit Cheeky
Inside messages are off until Friday 6th NovemberCards will be sent out blank inside. Until then, you'll just have to write your own in, you lazy shit.
Same-day dispatchOrder by 3pm Mon–Fri
Free post over £208 cards for £20 and delivery is free
4.9 starsFrom 575 reviews
✓Thick A5 card✓White envelope✓Delivery upgrades available

Some people celebrate their birthday with a quiet meal and an early night. Not this lot. This card is a direct order to go large: loud music, questionable decisions and a hangover worthy of a world tour.

Card details
SizeA5 (148 × 210mm), posts with a standard 1st or 2nd class stamp
CardThick 300gsm gloss
InsideBlank, or we'll print your message for free
EnvelopeWhite envelope included
Printed inThe North East, England
Description

Rude Birthday Card - Party Like A Rock Star

Some people celebrate their birthday with a quiet meal and an early night. Not this lot. This card is a direct order to go large: loud music, questionable decisions and a hangover worthy of a world tour.

  • Premium Quality - Printed on luxurious 300gsm gloss card for a high-end feel
  • Perfect Size - A5 format (fits a normal Royal Mail stamp)
  • Blank Inside - Plenty of room to add your own personal message
  • Complete Package - Includes crisp white envelope
  • Bold Statement Design - Eye-catching colours and unapologetically funny message

This rude birthday card is ideal for:

  • The mate who always ends the night dancing on the tables
  • Big birthday nights out and milestone parties
  • Friends, siblings and colleagues who love a session
  • Anyone sending a sweary birthday card to a man or woman

Go large or go home.

Card Size A5 (148mm x 210mm)
Card Material 300gsm Gloss Cardstock
Inside Blank inside for a filthy personal message
Envelope White envelope included
Occasion Birthday for Her
Style Funny, Rude, Cheeky Humour
Message Party like you're a fucking rock star

 

UK Delivery

Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.

Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.

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FAQs

What size are the cards and what are they made from?

It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.

Can this be sent directly to the recipient?

Yes! Add your message inside, update the delivery address at checkout and we'll send it straight to them.

Something else? Read all our FAQs

5.0★★★★★From 1 reviews on this card

WHAT ARE YOU FILTHY LOT
SAYING

Boring cards are for
boring bastards.

5 star filth

Hundreds of filthy bastards can't be wrong. Real reviews from real-life daredevils who bought our cards and lived to tell the tale.

Send direct

Add your filthy message inside and we'll send it straight to their door. No hiding it in a drawer and certainly no chance to bottle it.

No fucking around

Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and it's out the door that afternoon. Forgot their birthday again? We've got your back, you useless bastard.

MADE BY RADGIES
IN THE NORTH EAST