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Rude 18th Birthday Card - Legend

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Rude Birthday Card - "Happy Birthday to the loveliest old slapper I know"

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Rude Birthday Card for Her - "Clap Your Flaps"

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Rude Birthday Card for Her - Cheeky Finger

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Rude Leaving Card - Glad You're Leaving

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Rude Valentine's Day Card - Best Boyfriend

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Rude Valentine's Day Card - Best Wife

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