Order by 3pm Mon–Fri for same-day dispatchAny 4 rude cards for £10FREE TRACKED DELIVERY OVER £20We can print your message inside & post it directRated 4.9 from 577 reviewsOrder by 3pm Mon–Fri for same-day dispatchAny 4 rude cards for £10FREE TRACKED DELIVERY OVER £20We can print your message inside & post it directRated 4.9 from 577 reviews

Rude Husband Birthday Cards

He's seen you at your worst and married you anyway. A soppy card isn't going to cut it. Our rude birthday cards for husbands are funny, sweary and exactly the kind of thing he'll actually laugh at — not pretend to laugh at while secretly judging the picture of two doves on the front. A5, 300gsm gloss, blank inside, with a white envelope.

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Mix and match any four rude cards. Add them to your basket and the discount does itself. Absolutely fucking magic.

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“Funny as fuck”

Really fucking funny card. Really fast delivery too, would recommend.

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Rated 4.9 from 577 reviews

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