Order by 3pm Mon–Fri for same-day dispatchAny 4 rude cards for £10FREE TRACKED DELIVERY OVER £20We can print your message inside & post it directRated 4.9 from 577 reviewsOrder by 3pm Mon–Fri for same-day dispatchAny 4 rude cards for £10FREE TRACKED DELIVERY OVER £20We can print your message inside & post it directRated 4.9 from 577 reviews

Rude Son Birthday Cards

He's your son. You're allowed to take the piss. Our rude birthday cards for sons are funny, sweary and exactly the kind of thing he'll actually want — not another card with a football on it that says nothing about who he actually is. A5, 300gsm gloss, blank inside, with a white envelope.

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Mix and match any four rude cards. Add them to your basket and the discount does itself. Absolutely fucking magic.

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“Funny as fuck”

Really fucking funny card. Really fast delivery too, would recommend.

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Rated 4.9 from 577 reviews

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