Rude Christmas Gift Labels - Cunty Mail (Pack of 5)
Description
The wrapping paper usually says “Merry Christmas”. These labels let you add what you actually think.
Cunty Mail 24 is the only delivery service that tells the truth. Each label looks like a proper parcel label, then calls them a right cunt. It has Santa holding the sign, the CU10 NT92 postcode, a NAU-GHT tracking number and a “Do not open before the 25th, you impatient twat” warning along the bottom.
There’s a Ship To box for their name, so everyone knows exactly which cunt it’s for.
Scan to verify cunt status: the QR code really works. Whoever opens the present can scan it to have their cunt status officially verified, tracking history and all.
The details:
- Pack of 5 labels
- Standard 4 x 6 inch shipping label size
- Peel and stick, so no tape needed
- Write-on Ship To box for names
- Designed and printed in the North East
- Labels only. Obviously the fucking box isn’t included.
Stick one on every present under the tree, or save one for that person who shakes all their presents.
Novelty gift labels for wrapping only. Cunty Mail will not deliver your parcels, however nicely you ask.
UK Delivery
Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and we'll dispatch it the same day.
Free delivery on orders over £20. Tracked delivery upgrades are available at checkout.
FAQs
What size are the cards and what are they made from?
It's not always the size that counts, but all of our cards are A5 and printed on high-quality 300gsm gloss card.
Can this be sent directly to the recipient?
No, most of our products allow you to add a message inside for free. But, it's not possible with this.
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Add your filthy message inside and we'll send it straight to their door. No hiding it in a drawer and certainly no chance to bottle it.
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Order by 3pm Monday to Friday and it's out the door that afternoon. Forgot their birthday again? We've got your back, you useless bastard.
